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idk man we just find lost bags and rugged tokens. been doing this since before crypto was cool. now we on solana. probably nothing. definitely something.
Bureau History
2017
first btc bag lost
forgot seed phrase. classic.
2020
defi summer hits
lost funds in 47 different farms. yield was farming us.
2021
nft phase
bought monkey pics. no regrets. some regrets.
2023
meme coin era
aped into everything. lost most things.
2026
bureau on solana
now we recover bags professionally. still ngmi.
Bureau Rules
I
ape first, ask questions later.
II
every bag has a story. usually sad.
III
dyor is a myth. we all just vibe.
IV
ngmi is temporary. wagmi is forever. jk.
The Bureau Staff
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degen #1
buying dips
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degen #2
selling tops (lying)
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anon dev
2 weeks away
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community
vibing
losing money since 2017. professionally.
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