Lost & Found
Bureau

where rugged bags come to rest. probably nothing. definitely something.

Pump.funcopy CA
69,420
bags found
ngmi
rugs cataloged
SOL
chain
NO SIGNAL
EVIDENCE #0001 — Feed disconnected
"ser i lost my life savings on a dog coin. the bureau found it. still down 99%. wagmi."
— anon, probably

How the Bureau Works

01

ape

copy CA, buy on pump, dyor (jk)

02

hold

diamond hands or paper hands idc

03

vibe

probably nothing. maybe something.

wen?

now. or never. time is a flat circle ser.

get the CA
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